My Name is Mittens

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Meow Meow Mittens, meow meow meeeeeeow.  Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!)

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

 

Translation:

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My name is Mittens, and I am 4 years old.  I like to watch the human cutting your stickers and designs, to make sure that everything is looking good and up to the highest quality possible.

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On the odd occasion, I do try to help by catching the paper, but that seems to make my human boss not very happy (although in the house I am the boss!!!)

I get paid daily by way of treats and cuddles, although my claws are definitely sharper and I’m a lot quicker at running.